They say that if you have five dollars, and he has five dollars, he has more than you. And they say that he can kill two stones with one bird. He does not sleep, he waits. He has counted to infinity, twice, and he is the reason why Where's Wally is hiding. He doesn't get frostbite, he bites frost; he can slam a revolving door; he can lead a horse to water AND make it drink; he can have his cake and eat it; and if you tickle him on his tummy, his arms go right up in the air and stay there 'til you stop, at which point he fixes you with a really sad expression and slowly lowers his arms.

What am I talking about? Today, you are present for the birth of a new synthesis of meme; a bringing-together of two of the internet's best loved entities, one old, one new; Chuck Norris and the Slow Loris. We present for you... CHUCK LORIS.

The Awesomeness can be found here.